One, Two, Many

This is the worst movie I've ever seen. Jeff Ross should be ashamed. John Melendez has zero charisma. The jokes are just cheap, recycled garbage. Unsurprisingly, Melendez didn't get any career boost from this.

This movie reminds me of the time I had a kidney stone..l Agony and suffering then such relief when it was over. John Melendez, you are atrocious at everything you do.

This movie isn't funny, even if you were high on dope it would be terrible.

Dont waste your time on this one. Acting is Crap Writing is Crap.Beware!!

It's clear that Stuttering John Melendez thought this witless, narcissistic mess of a movie was going to make him the next Adam Sandler.

Melendez is built like a fire hydrant and has the charm of road kill, yet in this he is a lady-killing lothario battling with his limitless power to bed any woman he sees. The only sexual challenge he has yet to attain is... a threesome!

That's all you need to know about the 'plot' of this. Shot like a high-budget student film, its only technical merits are that it is audible and in focus.

Co-star Bellamy Young is charming and certainly deserves much better. Comedian and roasting legend Jeff Ross appears to be doing Melendez a favour by appearing in this, a role apparently written for Melendez's former Stern cohort Artie Lange.

Of all the garbage National Lampoon slapped their name on in the '00s it's hard to imagine anything worse than this.