- Narrator: At the checkout counter, Bill found himself behind a big guy whose T-shirt read, "Second Place is the First Loser".
- Narrator: The checkout girl said, "How are you doing today?" Bill said, "Fine, thanks, how are you?" She didn't answer. Bill felt used.
- Narrator: Bill watched part of a documentary program about a 5,000-year-old ice man that was found in Italy. Scientists explored its colon and everything on live television. Bill wondered if the ice man could have ever imagined this would one day have happened to him.