Teenage Wasteland

Clarence: Just after Karl moved in Mum got all excited about having another wage in the house.

Clarence: So she decided to splash out a bit.

Clarence: One night she told me she was gonna buy a new TV the next day and offered me the one in the living room.

Clarence: So she helped me carry it up to my room and everything.

Clarence: Next morning I got up and she said to me "My TV's missing! Where the fuck is it?" She'd blacked out and had no idea she'd given it to me.

Clarence: She thought I'd stolen it.

Clarence: Karl beat the fuck out of me. I needed six stitches.