- Ricky Stratton: I guess you got my letter, huh?
- Evelyn Stratton: I certainly did. And when I read that you had left military school to live with your father, I -- well, I shrieked. And people do not shriek in Switzerland.
- Ricky Stratton: No, they yodel.
- Evelyn Stratton: How I've missed that sweet, little sarcastic sense of humor. I can't imagine where you got it.
- Edward Stratton III: Well, Evelyn, it seems our honeymoon wasn't a total loss. We've got a pretty terrific kid here, huh?
- Evelyn Stratton: Yes, I do.
- Edward Stratton III: You know, I think he's got my smile.
- Evelyn Stratton: Oh?
- [looks at Ricky]
- Evelyn Stratton: I never thought his smile was particularly goofy.
- Edward Stratton III: You mean you don't think his nose is familiar?
- Evelyn Stratton: Yes. I think it looks like mine.
- Edward Stratton III: What about his eyes?
- Evelyn Stratton: MIne.
- Edward Stratton III: He's male.
- Evelyn Stratton: I will give you that.
- Edward Stratton III: You know, I haven't forgotten... there was a time when I was wildly and madly in love with you.
- Evelyn Stratton: And I felt the same way about you. You were charming and romantic, adventurous... and you had great buns.
- Edward Stratton III: Had?
- Evelyn Stratton: Our marriage was really something, wasn't it?
- Edward Stratton III: Yeah. Six unforgettable days.