- Sam: [Thinking at the family dinner table] They'd lost a son. This family was being torn apart because no one wanted to deal with Danny's death.
- [Sam is expecting to leap, but nothing happens]
- Sam: I'm not going anywhere.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Try clicking your heels together three times and saying, "There's no place like home".
- Admiral Al Calavicci: My relationships have all been good. It's my marriages that haven't worked out.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Sometimes I think fidelity is highly overrated. Uh, nobody looks at the downside.
- Sam: There's a downside to being faithful?
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Of course. It discourages social interaction. Look, Sam, if all the men in all the world could freely socialize with all the women in all the world, there would be no war.
- Sam: Until their wives found out.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Good point.