- [last lines]
- Barney Fife: You know, seeing all those people you knew as kids growing older... kind of makes you sad.
- Andy Taylor: Yeah, I know. Do the tears upon your pillow bespeak the pain that's in your heart?
- Barney Fife: Yeah.
- Andy Taylor: Me, too.
- Barney Fife: Well, I'm sure glad she's taking up mushrooms. For a solid year I slept with a tire shredder in the next room.
- Andy Taylor: Mushrooms are pretty quiet.