Apna Sapna Money Money

then may as well watch this movie. Mind you - its a mindless film for the storyline is thinner than a toilet paper. Having said that, the subplots have been knitted well and so are the characterisations. Witty one-liners will evoke some good mirth. The songs are good as well.

The direction is sleek, or rather not sloppy. Actors have a good timing amongst themselves, which is a key factor. Celina is the weakest link (you can see that she is waiting to blurt out her lines and the task done!!!). Riteish is the screen stealer. Shreyas, Riya, Koena, Sunil Shetty, Jackie and Anupam were okay. Chunky Pande's Nepali track was good. After aping SRK of Mohabbatein, this time it was Big B of Sarkar who was the victim of Rajpal Yadav, seriously the guy is a powerhouse of talent.

All in all, let me reiterate - watch this only if you have nothing else to do on a DVD.

Then again. 99% of our movies are garbage!!! This is bottom of the barrel - There is no cohesion, the jokes are so idiotic (except the occasional PJ's that manage to exude a chuckle), terrible songs, unbelievable stupid acting (Celina Jaitley - u might need to visit your acting classes) and lousy, lousy, lousy script!!! Mostly what bothers me are the first two comments in this review : they are the representation of the dim and absolutely unintelligent Indian movie goer who will thrill at ...well absolute corn!!!! That and talentless directors like this who fall in the league of the David Dhawan's - all of whom should be thrown out of the industry for encouraging collective stupidity in Indians!!!

Promos promised a comedy film but must say here the comedy is so bad and so terrible that you die complaining

I saw the film in a multiplex and was bored till death

Okay let's analyse the problems

It's the problem with most comedies nowdays, they cram too much and too many characters in the film and it gets boring

The slapstick borders on stupidity and vulgarity which spoils the show

The film actually has a plot going nowhere and as usual they try to make a comedy out of the chaos

Sangeeth Sivan's KYA KOOL HAI HUM was a good comedy at least in parts here however thinks go awry

There are soem funny scenes like the Suneil's portions or Ritiesh's dressing like an aunt but sadly the film mostly comes across like a badly made comedy

The comedy is too often too badly handled to make you laugh and looks too amateurish

The Jackie plot is bad

The Shreyas- Riya subplot is okay but dead

Rajpal's part is funny but on the whole the film is a circus of boredom The climax is the worst part

Direction by Sangeeth Sivan is overall mediocre Music is okay

Amongst actors Ritiesh has a blast as a women and continues his dependable act Shreyas is average Riya Sen is forgettable and also Koena Mitra Suneil is funny in many scenes Jackie is weird Rajpal is hilarious when he spoofs SARKAR Chunky is funny as Nepali Don Sanjay Mishra is as usual

Between 2000-2010, Bollywood came up with so many memorable comedies that till date have no match but sadly I have to say ASMM ( short form for this films title) has to be the most below average one i came across.

All the madness starts with a bag of diamonds getting lost with someone . What is more painful is more and more unnecessary subplots added to this film.

Coming to main part, the comedy. Most part of the comedy didn't work and felt irritating. For example - constantly seeing Riteish in this woman avatar is now becoming a headache for me. Next you have a Chunky Pandey, who before his Akhri Pasta avatar, plays this half funny-half unfunny Nepali character whose accent sounds more of a bengali character and he is a hit and miss.

Then there is Suniel Shetty who tries to be funny but isn't. Anupam Kher is totally wasted in this rather unfunny avatar and at the end the kind of lie he is fed with us not at all funny . Sanjay Mishra was quite hilarious I wished he was there for longer time. Even Jacky Shroff and his assistant was quite funny tbh. Rajpal Yadav too has a very short role and didn't really make me laugh much. The ladies in this film are next to useless.

Another good thing I liked from the story was the story of Titli which probably was the only one that felt good.

The climax is that typical one where all the actors in the film come together for madness and honestly this time i was unimpressed. Laughed less and was cringed and confused more.

Overall, went with high expectations, got very little .

This is so aweful a movie that its actually awesome. Loved every one's craziness in the movie. Its funny. Really funny.