Fool N Final

Rocky (Chunkey Pandey), who is a petty criminal, steels a diamond and goes to Dubai with it. Chaubay (Paresh Rawal), owes a criminal called Mousco brother (Arbaaz Khan) some money and in order to repay back this money he must accept a contract given by Mousco brother or else his niece Tina (Ayesha Takia), her sweetheart Raja (Shahid Kapoor) and he will be found dead. However he accept the contract along with Pitto Pilot (Johnny Lever) a taxi driver. The contract is that he must grab the diamond from Rocky. However, Chaubay and his friends were going to get successful in stealing the diamond from Rocky but another criminal called Choksi (Gulshan Grover) comes to know of the diamond and he decided to install G-9 (Jackie Shroff), a gunman on Chaubay and his friends. Alerting another criminal and gangster called JD got news of the diamond and he also decides to threatened Chaubay and his friends that if he does not got hold of the diamond then only Chaubay and his friends corpses shall be floating in the water, so Chaubay and his friends must now decide how to outwit all the criminals and gangsters in there community.

Ahmed Khan is a great choreographer. There were some good dances in Fool and Final. Himmesh Reshammia is a great, though a bit annoying, music director and singer. The songs were good and the music was catchy. But apart from this, there wasn't even a single thing that was good in this s**t of a movie.

1) A plethora of disgusting characters including the boy not wanted next door Shahid Kapoor, the horrible, sickly hunk Sunny Deol ( save them, someone!), the bumbling, pathetic Ayesha Takia, who was only good in Dor, the always Punjabi idiot of a father, Om Puri, the wasted Sharmila Tagore, the who-is-she? Sameera Reddy, the no use Sunil Pal, the other wasted Viviek Oberoi ( spelling can be wrong as he keeps changing it all the time for good luck in vain), the same faced, tiring Paresh Rawal, the utterly terrible Cunkey Pandey, the unfunny idiot Johnny Lever and hundreds of other characters.

2) No good story. Story stinks. Script was terrible. No good joked in the film. Not at all innovative in thinking.

3) Why do they have to call Mike Tyson for the film? The idea stinks like rotten tomatoes.

4) Bad starting. Why the emotional twinge in between?

In short, I request even completely addled minds not to visit this crap of a film.

When I heard about the movie Fool 'N' Final, I thought it would be a complete comedy, but it turned out to be the complete opposite.

PROBLEMS

1. way too many characters (and it really bothered me the way they put Sameera Reddy in the movie just for eye candy. my mom could have done her role, and she doesn't even speak Hindi)

2. too many plots, and a lot of pointless scenes

3. NOT FUNNY!

The cast of this movie, you could say, are all pretty good actors. I really wish they hadn't wasted their time with this movie AND DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME EITHER!

Rubbish is actually an understatement. Its hard to even begin to describe how terrible this movie is. I understand the fact that some movies require you to suspend your belief, but this is just pushing it too far. The story makes absolutely no sense, the plots are too damn confusing and the acting is just horrifying.

That said, it can be somewhat entertaining if you don't wear your thinking caps. Paresh Rawal and Johnny Lever do give you some giggles but the rest of them do no justice to their acting talents. Sharmila Tagore and Om Puri are some of the finest actors around in Bollywood and it is sad to see them do roles such as these.

The music is crappy, the special effects are crappier and Chunkey Pandey is the crappiest of them all! Avoid watching this movie as it is just not worth it.

The movie started off really good with the diamond robbery then the film takes you to a lot of different places like flipping through a comic book which was quite irritating. Paresh Rawal & Johnny Lever were not really that funny as they usually are but Chunkey Pandey was the way he speaks was so funny that I was killing myself with laughter every time he spoke. Arbaaz Khan was the best in the whole film especially in the scene where he was threaten everyone to get the diamond with a crossbow and was wearing sunglasses. Ayesha Takia was looking beautiful & her acting was cute but the rest of the cast were not impressive and Viveik Oberoi is better off in negative roles because his acting in Shootout in Lokhandwala was terrific. The story is similar to Awara Paagal Deewana e.g. comic thriller about everyone after diamond/s. Overall it's OK to be watched once by rent or if it's on TV or something but not the kind of film to be bought on DVD. The only two good songs are Tere Layee & Yeh Dooriyaan.