- Abe Dale: [Abe calls his friend] Hey Marty how would you feel about me dropping by?
- Marty Bloom: [Marty answers still sleepy] Abe? Yeah, sure why not?
- Abe Dale: How does right freakin' now grab you?
- Old Man Voice: [Old man lying on his stomach under an incorrectly jacked van] Look I don't need some dipshit kid telling me what to do all right? Just take you metrosexual ass back to your yuppy car
- Marty Bloom: And now all of a sudden you have this... this... superpower?
- Abe Dale: It's not a superpower.
- Marty Bloom: [beat] Call it what you want, Abe, but that sure as hell sounds like some superhero Captain Tight Pants bullshit to me, man.