Minikillers

I just saw this movie online. It was ... interesting, to say the least. I'm sure that my review here is longer than the lines in the script of the movie. If you're a Diana Rigg fan, then by all means, watch and enjoy - she's as beautiful as ever. If you're a fan of a good plot or mystery, then Dora the Explorer has this movie beat. It's a movie that probably has a cult status among Rigg fans - it's odd, strange and hard to truly describe. You will walk away from the movie with a, "What was that?" in your head. I can only assume that Ms. Rigg was given a free vacation to film it, and I can only imagine how little money she was given.

The only good thing about this little film series is looking at Diana Rigg. The producers must have been trying to capitalize on The Avengers, as this series was released a year after her stint on the show was over. She does look good, but the plot, writing, and production value are so poor that one can only take this for a couple of minutes before having to hit the eject button. And the music--like someone is driving nails into your ears! At first I thought the sound was so bad because it was on a VCR cassette, but I was mistaken. The music used for each scene truly hurts ones ears. Many of the scenes were shot on Spain's Costa Brava. Unfortunately, the attractive scenery of the Costa Brava cannot help this disaster of a film. What was Diana thinking when she accepted this role? Oh my....

My father owed a copy of this movie so I have watched this movie quite a few times when I was young. It is a 'silent' movie and a short one as well but those dolls creeped me out. Nowadays I still hate dolls. BTW I loved the movie and back in the sixties it was a nice one as well.

In 1969 Diana Rigg was at the high point of her (large and small) screen career. Just finished with 'The Avengers', she was about to appear in the lavish period romp 'The Assassination Bureau' with Oliver Reed and a great supporting cast, directed by Basil Dearden, and her classic Bond role Tracey DiVicenzo in 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service'. So what was she doing appearing in not one, but two, cheap, wordless, German-produced films made in Super8 format which were shot in Spain?

These films were never part of Diana Rigg's official filmography and she never mentioned them in interviews even as a self-deprecating joke. I have a private theory as to what was behind these films, but it is only a personal guess. I remember reading in the early 1970's that Diana had a holiday home in a remote part of the island of Majorca. My personal guess is she needed to prove some kind of legal reason or need to be resident in Spain in order to buy property there. So she made this couple of quickies to say to the authorities: "Look! I work in Spain so I have a right/need to live here." Then she bought her holiday home.

None of which is a review of the film, so I will just say they are cheap but not without a kind of amateurish charm. Diana Rigg is by far the best thing about them and looks wonderful. To her credit she does not just go through the motions, but fills the screen with charm and charisma whenever she appears.

I have no shame in saying I fell in love with Diana Rigg as Emma Peel and still do, not just as a pin-up - she was smart, funny and life-enhancing, and never lost her essential beauty. I saw her several times on stage and she was tremendous. Her death came as a real blow and although I never met her, even as just a fan I will miss knowing she's around.