- Andy Millman: What's happening with my script?
- Darren Lamb: What script?
- Andy Millman: [rolls eyes] The script I gave you two months ago.
- Darren Lamb: Is it funny?
- Andy Millman: You haven't read it?
- Darren Lamb: What's it called?
- Andy Millman: "When the Whistle Blows".
- Darren Lamb: [writing] "When the W Blows".
- Andy Millman: Don't just write "W" you'll forget what the W stands for.
- Darren Lamb: "When the Wind Blows".
- Andy Millman: "Whistle"!
- Darren Lamb: Got it.
- [writing]
- Darren Lamb: "W" equals "Wind".
- Andy Millman: "Whistle"!
- Darren Lamb: [writing] "When the Whistle Blows".
- Andy Millman: So that's done, I can forget about that, I've got my best man on it. Just make sure the phone's plugged in.
- Darren Lamb: You joke about it, it was uplugged for two days... no one noticed.
- Maggie's Boyfriend: [while having sex] Oh, come on love, you're like a dead horse, put a bit of minge round it!