Mumbai Matinee

This movie is a complete waste of time. Rahul Bose gives a good performance. I don't know if this is an accurate description of life in Mumbai, but I highly doubt that virginity is looked so down upon there as it is here in the states. I thought it was actually valued in India. I hate when Indians try to act like Americans. Don't pretend to be another culture; be proud and express yourselves. Anyways, this movie has, like, no script. The scenes just drag on and on. There are long pauses between dialogues and words just to take up celluloid and my time. The only highlight of the film is Perizaad, who shows up towards the end.

One could reject this movie outright as rubbish or just sit back and enjoy one of the few Indian movies to have ever volunteered to be subtle yet absurd enough to entertain. It's all about the predicament of Debu Chatterjee, a bengali "bhadrolok" (gentleman), who has lived by the rules of decency. Having kept all women at a respectable distance all along, he finds himself in his thirties and still a virgin. Not able to tolerate such a barren existence anymore he decides to take help, with hilarious consequences.

All his exertions don't help him loose his virginity. Instead, he unwittingly becomes a porn star, becomes a repeated sex offender in police records and finds something of a strict ,moral and fatherly police officer admonishing him for being a stain on society and threatening to tell "all" to his parents.

Despite the comical absurdity maintained throughout the movie, it does make a point about how taboo an issue sex is. Marriage for the modern youth is much later than what it used to be a hundred years ago. Yet the social taboos related to premarital sex remain. A 'decent' man under such circumstances can do little but slowly sink onto sexual frustration or indulge in a what he considers immoral.

If you choose the combination of romance and sex to make a comedy, it sounds like a decent idea. And also if you add some well-developed supporting characters, that makes it more interesting. You give the film an urban setting and write the dialogue in Hinglish, and that makes it trendier.

BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE A SCRIPT. You got to have a screenplay that draws you into the story, the characters; so that you laugh at the right jokes and smile at the right moments. So that you care about the characters and have a sense of empathy for them; then regardless of the familiarity of the plot, you can enjoy a film.

I couldn't understand what made actors like Rahul Bose and Perizaad Zorabian choose such a project. In spite of the distasteful screenplay, they still give very competent performances. And this Zorabian lady just radiates on the screen. She has amazing screen presence and you sense that respect for the intellect in her performance. Bose as usual displays impeccable timing and subtle nuances in his performances. Oh, how you wish they had come together in a better film. Saurabh Shukla, Asrani and Vijay Raaz are all decent.

The director Anant Balani passed away recently, before the release of the film. Another film Jogger's Park (also featuring Perizaad) credits him as the director posthmously. I haven't seen Jogger's Park yet. Hopefully that film will be a more befitting swansong. 5/10.

This is mainly about a 32 years old virgin, who is desperate to prove his "manhood" (yes that's what they keep saying again and again in the movie). The humor is cheesy. How can this movie be called comedy? This movie has no taste at all. Its over dragged. After watching this movie I started to wonder why would seasoned actors like Rahul Bose, Perizaad Zorabian, Vijay Raaz and Saurabh Shukla act in a movie which has such a weak script. Can't believe this movie came from the director of Jogger's Park. Direction is not bad. I would not suggest this movie to anyone. There are a very very few funny moments in the movie, you can actually count them on your fingers. Disappointed.

The way this movie starts off doesn't inspire much confidence and at times, it can look and get pretty boring. However, as events go on, the plot gets more and more interesting. Rahul Bose as the sex starved loser in life, acts brilliantly and seems natural. There isn't really anything spectacular, anything outstandingly new or fresh in this movie but a an effective cast of characters make life for our hero, an absolute hell. However, once all of this has happened, the movie has already gone on for too long and when the situation hits rock bottom for Bose, he gets suddenly rescued. That is the only part of the movie which is a bit far fetched. There are plenty of witty remarks and incidents too.