Monsturd

OK, i saw the video sitting on the shelf at BLOCKBUSTER and couldn't believe it. so i had to rent it immediately (the clerk couldn't keep a straight face while telling me when the title was due back)this is a film is distributed by DEAD/ALIVE and for one of their titles, it's pretty good. this shot on video feature was better than i expected it to be and to be honest, i was amused. tons of crap jokes, puns, and just plain silliness. it had pretty good production value (cop cars, helicopters, etc.) and you could tell the film makers really tried. and i agree with one of the other comments... the skinny dark haired girl was pretty hot. if you like Jim Carey movies for the potty humor and not the big budgets, then you will enjoy MONSTURD.

I just watched Monsturd. It was dumb movie, but it was supposed to be that way.

Although I've seen better, I thought it was pretty good.

Lots of funny parts. My favorite part is when the sketch artist is talking to the little girl and asking all kinds of crazy questions. It was hilarious.

I also loved how the monster smeared crap all over the bathrooms and wrote messages on the walls. I saw another poster say something about a Monsturd 2, I don't know if that's true or not but if it is I'll definitely pick it up. If you're into low budget horror/comedies, Monsturd is worth a watch.

The makers of Monsturd set out to make a movie that would be so "crappy" it's funny. They even tried adding jokes in and funny bits. Oh they're funny, but just because grown people actually spent hours of their lives dedicated to this. Here's the thing, if you like horrible movies with horrible acting for the sake of laughing at it, this is one to see once and probably only once. If nothing else it'll make you feel a lot better about what you're doing with your life. Also, the more people you're watching this with the better. I'd give a grade or a star to this movie, but it's not even worthy of that. In fact, it's not even worthy of being called a movie. It's just, Monsturd...the biggest piece of crap man ever created. So yeah, go rent it.

The correct way to watch this low-budget sh*# film is when you're incredibly inebriated and are with friends who are the same. It also doesn't hurt to be prone to laughing at really corny jokes. If this sounds like you, you'll enjoy this retarded little film about an escaped con turned poop monster and the wacky ways everyone tries to dispose of him. You'll laugh out load a few times. It's a pretty good party film & it's practically review-proof. So tap a keg, put on some jiffy pop (or beef jerky) and party on. Oh and the closing credits theme song is gold. Kevin Smith can't hope to compare.

My Grade: B

I have to say I loved this movie from the very beginning. "Monsturd" was cleverly made by those who knew that they could not take themselves seriously in the slightest for even a fraction of a second. Anyone who dares to rent this is going to either love it or hate it. And those who would hate it are people I should hope would know better than renting it! The acting was pretty bad throughout, but you know these people were just having fun. It's supposed to be stupid, and it does that with flair. I also could not stop laughing all the way through. A lot of "good movie" fans would probably call this about the worst movie ever, ever made. Still, let's face it, it takes some talent to make a feature-length toilet joke and keep it from going stale. The FX were no Oscar winners, but who would dare consider handing an Oscar to a movie called "Monsturd"?! These people made this movie so stupid that they covered their tracks that way. It's an instant classic of gross-out humor that is just sick and putrid, the way it oughtta be.