Ek Aur Ek Gyarah: 1 + 1 = 11

This was supposed to be a DD comedy but nothing really made me even minutely grin as well forget about laughing. Sanjay Dutt and Govinda's weird Punjabi accent only irritated me as their dialogues didn't make me laugh at all. Sanjay dutt especially feels so out of place in this film. You can see he is desperately trying to be funny but is not. Could not watch the rest half as could not bear it anymore.

Flashback: David Dhawan was the happening thing in Bollywood. "Govinda + David Dhawan" was the enviable combo that even the Big B stooped down to be a part of it and tried his hand with D. Dhawan on the director's seat.

Present: When the best of the Bollywood movies are biting the dust, the director cans the film with a misnomer that the audience will bite any bones thrown.

The truth: audience bites back!!

I cannot decide which was worse, the story or the execution. A few scenes were inspired from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Abundance use of punjabi language in the movie only add to the woes. The heroines are displayed in their lowest necklines utilised only for free skin-show. Heroines acting department: big ZERO.

Advice:: David Dhawan: If you don't re-invent yourself, you might as well start looking for the nearest Jurassic Park.

Govinda: Off-late your comedy is "utter" rubbish. And you better do something about your "paunch" Uncle!!

Sanju Baba: Forget doing favours to your buddies. Do yourself a favour and choose good scripts.

Subash Ghai: As a Chairman and Managing Director of Mukta Arts public limited company the investors expect you to be professional. Obviously, you are not keeping a tab on the production notes!!!

Verdict: Disappointment was not the nearest word on my mind - suicide, perhaps.

The movie is amazing, nice, Quirky, Amusing, Suspenseful complete package of entertainment.

The comedy timing is amazing, Govinda, Sanjay, Jackie Shroff etc .amazing star cast.

I am giving an honest review don't look at the ratings it's up to you whether you watch it or not. But I surely recommend this movie .Two petty thieves Tara and Sitara (Govinda & Sanjay Dutt respectively) get on the bad side of two wanted criminals, namely Panther and Cobra (Gulshan Grover and Ashish Vidyarthi respectively), and must run for their lives. They end up at the residence of Major Ram Singh (Jackie Shroff), who is also on the lookout for Panther and Cobra. Ram Singh mistakes them for good people and shelters them. Then Panther and Cobra kidnap Sitara and Tara's mom (Himani Shivpuri), and both must obey Panther and Cobra's instructions, including betraying Ram Singh's hospitality, and kidnapping his son. While on his way to prison, a stray bullet hits dangerous crime boss Cobra, and petty crook siblings Tara and Sitara find themselves on the run from the police. But before long, the lucky brothers stumble upon the house of Major Ram Sing, a hard-as-nails Border Security Force officer, and to their surprise, they find love and a place to stay. As Tara falls for Ram's beautiful sister Pinki and Sitara falls in love with her best friend Priti, in the meantime, Cobra plans his next move, bent on getting his vicious brother Panther out of Ram Singh's jail.

This film is a gem and I have encouraged friends to watch this movie. It is not the writing that produces laughs-- in that area, it is rather lackluster. However, the overacting, the overall craziness of the film had me in tears. In addition, it is impossible to not laugh during the first scene. Most films have been scored using multiple songs. This film uses the same song throughout the movie and it couldn't be funnier. Govinda and Dutt are horrible dancers and they make this painfully obvious throughout the film. Additionally, if you watch it subtitled in English, you may find some scenes particularly hilarious on another level. The dialog was spoken in English, yet the subtitles are grammatically different. Ek Aur Ek Gyarah has a special place in my cabinet of films. I am rather surprised that this film has not attained cult status.

This film gets a low rating from me not only because it was bad, but also because it seemed promising. You have a cast of Govinda and Sanjay Dutt, your music is by Shankar Mahadevan, and yet if you are unable to make a good movie, then whose fault is it exactly?

I don't have a problem with the mindless Govinda movies. I really like Coolie No. 1, Rajaji, Bade Miya Chote Miya and Maharaja. But this one is hideous to new levels. I didn't feel like laughing even once. The jokes aren't funny, their way of speaking is annoying, people don't react even remotely close to how they should in real life, even the music is bad in spite of being composed by Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy and this is just a badly done generic Bollywood rom-com from the 90's.

It's a very forgettable movie that has only gained good reviews because of nostalgia. But that's like Batman and Robin getting good reviews for the same reason. Most of the people rating it nicely were a bunch of toddlers back when it came. Obviously they will like it. But by today's standards this is just a torture to watch.