Camp Slaughter

This "thing" shouldn't even be acknowledged as a movie. I have wasted an hour with this abomination. About that time I realized that it wasn't worth watching it because it won't get any better, only much much worse! I thought after the first 30 minutes that I may have a few good laughs of how bad it is...but no, that wasn't the case, in fact I had to cry that I've wasted an hour of my life. I could have done other useful things instead of watching this sh*t like, watching grass grow. Let's get into the movie itself now. First of all, the name...why in the hell it's even called Camp Slaughter, when you'll see more blood, gore, violence and killings in a diaper commercial?! The story is something you've already seen in tons of other horror movies, only here everything turns out very poorly. The actors are horrendous, not believable and their lines are just so dumb, even a monkey could come up with better ones. It's like the director almost ran out of time, he finished the script, decorated the sets but he was still missing the actors, so he rushed around the town giving away free 10% off coupons that can be used at a local supermarket for whoever was willing to appear in his movie. The killer in this movie is a big joke, "Bunnyman" ooh, how scary. If someone tells you the name "Bunnyman" do you honestly think it could be the name of a fearsome killer...I sure as hell don't!! It sounds more like the name of a man-whore you would find in the backs of cheap run-down brothels. By any means stay away from this movie because if you watch it, you'd want your eyes to be poked out with hot needles. As you can see, I have rated it a 1 out of 10, but even this rating honors the movie! They should start from zero or enable negative values in order to properly rate this abomination.

This movie is quite possibly one of the worst to ever make it out of an editing room. It has nothing, lousy camera work (I think I found three shots that had some form of focus, no color correction anywhere... a complete mess), an even worse script and no acting whatsoever (and why, oh why did they do it in English?).

I can try to find anything positive about this movie... and still fail utterly. Not even as a joke would this work. I've seen the pre-release of another Swedish b-horror called "The Unknown". It was made with 1/10 the budget, but is way way superior to this one in all aspects.

To put this short: NO, do NOT see this movie. No matter what you expect, you WILL be disappointed.

I had hope that this movie would be a good fall back to the 80's genre horror flicks and that is what it attempted to do, all be it very poorly. This movie was very bad, and bad in a very very bad way not a way in which you want to watch it and laugh at it bad. The biggest problem of this movie is that it is a Swedish film with Swedish actors speaking English. I feel that if this movie was in Swedish the actors probably would have been more comfortable in their roles. Instead it felt like they were trying to remember their lines instead of getting into their parts. I would like to see this movie again in Swedish and preferably with a new soundtrack, the idea is there but the actors are having to work way to hard to remember their lines.

This movie is the worst horror movie i've ever seen. Everything sucks; the actors, the plot, the lines, EVERYTHING!

By the way, this is a Swedish movie, with Swedish actors, but they all speak English, and it sounds terrible... their grammar isn't exactly 'perfect'. Another thing i have to mention is that you can clearly see a cameraman in a scene where they're driving a car. In the extra-material, they even speak with the cameraman that screwed up the scene.. hmm?

If you'r planning to see this movie, don't expect too much, just expect to laugh... a lot!, then everything's gonna be alright. ... but as a comedy, it definitely worth a peek ^^

Nobody likes a bad movie, but sometimes you come across one that is so extremely bad it actually becomes enjoyable. This is the case with Camp Slaughter.

Director Martin Munthe's idea of paying homage to his favorite slasher films (Friday the 13th) is by making one that is even worse. The so called effects were outdated even twenty years ago, and the story is a joke. However, you may not notice this since you are so busy laughing at the actors. Not only do they read their lines in the worst form of Swenglish, there's also an embarrassing lack of devotion and experience.

You just have to watch this.