- John: He has a knife, a knife!
- Eleanor of Aquitaine: Of course he has a knife! I have a knife. We all have knives. It's 1183 and we're all barbarians!
- Geoffrey: I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgeable family.
- King Henry II: Now listen to me boy...
- Philip: [holds up a finger to stop him] I am a king, I am no man's boy!