- George: [George and Tarik are walking on the beach, about to part paths] Tarik, things won't be the same without you. What will I do with myself? When you're not praying five times a day.
- Tarik: [laughs] Do exactly the same thing you would do when I *was* praying.
- George: Oh, that's impossible.
- Tarik: Why?
- George: Because I was stealing your food.
- Princess Lunna: [speaking to her nun-cousin when she's showing her the dragon egg for the first time] Dear cousin, we have a small problem.
- George: Uh, it's a big problem... We have a "small" dragon.
- Sister Angela: [Talking about George] He's a rather handsome escort isn't he?
- Princess Lunna: Really? I hadn't noticed.
- Sister Angela: [Watching George and Lunna argue] You'd think they were married the way they are carrying on.
- George: [after father Bernard gets slashed in the belly with a sword, and blood pours out. George smells the "blood"] This isn't blood. This is Burgundy!
- Father Bernard: [Father Bernard points to the wounded wine bladder he carried under his robe] But there's a big big hole here.