- Bob: Whoa! You keep animals trapped in little balls and then release them to fight for you? Thats sick!
- Mike the TV: This is Mike the TV with a breaking news story. This just in: Be alarmed! Be VERY alarmed! Megabyte has returned to Mainframe! With New Viral Powers! He could be anywhere... he could be anyone! Is that really your wife, Mr Norton? Is that really your pussy, Missis Slocum? Trust no one, for no-one is safe from his evil, Viral clutches! Panic! Panic now! Like only you know how!