Summer of '69

Just like his later NURSE-MADE, this soft-core porn film by Robert Mansfield is a tedious exercise in Radio Porn, or perhaps a stop-gap until porn movies for the blind are devised.

Any iota of interesting material is saved for the dubbing stage, when voice-over artitstes recite wannabe erotic anecdotes for the soundtrack. The visual content of a Mansfield movie is actors posing for the camera, taking off their clothes and crudely simulating sexual activity. Dubbed dialog is not matched even approximately (or temporally) to what we're watching, so a blind person wouldn't miss out on anything. For modern fans, it's like playing a DVD on a CD machine.

This stinker concerns a professor whose class of considerably overage students (including Alex Mann, pushing 30, and various coeds in ugly wigs disguising their age) are nearly as horny as he is. No storyline is bothered with, just Prof. Joseph Browne humping a girl on his desk in class (as classmates peep from outside the door) and various groups humping on dorm bed or couch including lesbian sex. Lack of creativity has the heroine named Judy Larsen; the lead of his NURSE- MADE was named Joy Larsen.

Femme voice-over reads the erotic "reminiscences" story, the effect similar to those purple-prose voice-overs for MOS soft porn by Nick Millard in the '60s. I can report from experience that this type of marginal product was not booked at major Adult houses back in the day, as they preferred talkies.

The girls present nothing worth writing home about, only a glimpse of a limp dick is presented and the simulated sex is boring. The whole movie is boring, available but few takers via a crummy print used for Something Weird's DVD.