- Franz: [hugging Tony on bed] I learned to adapt. I even have sex with women.
- Tony Parker: Women? How many women?
- Franz: 10 or 12.
- Tony Parker: [stops hugging] 10 or 12?
- Franz: I had to make it convincing. It's been seven years.
- Tony Parker: Eight is convincing, 12 is enjoying it.
- Franz: I was thinking of you every time.
- Tony Parker: Oh, yes, how did you ever stop from shouting my name?
- Tony Parker: Well, actually, I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body... but it's more complicated than that.
- Johnno: [whispering to Parker, watching O'Rourke write a note to Romy] Didn't he tell us not to put anything in writing?
- Tony Parker: Don't you get it? He's never gonna see her again.
- [In the club for men "leaning to starboard" - i.e. a gay club - where the team first meets Tony Parker]
- Tony Parker: [Referring to Mr Johnson being plied with drinks and cigarettes by other patrons] He seems very at home...
- Aitken: He went to Eton.
- Franz: Don't insult my friend, he is be-sexual, right?
- [Frans is German]
- Tony Parker: Right. I have sex with bees.
- Franz: I never understand why you go around with queens.
- Tony Parker: Well, they're bigger than bees.
- Johnno: [upon seeing O'Rourke walk into the room, covered in mud and sewage] Holy moly.
- Tony Parker: I didn't know we had to DRESS for dinner.