- Various Characters: [French Lesson Tape] I hate your Country, I hate your Language and I hate your Face.
- Various Characters: [Student Union] We're looking for sleeper agents. A bit of sexual activity for information, a few slit throats..
- Asian Lady: Well I tried contacting the Foreign Office, I am very Sporty.
- Various Characters: [Card] Call this number and say Mugwuffet.
- Asian Lady: Mug?
- Various Characters: Wuffet. That's how they'll know I've spoken to you.
- [Disappears into crowd]