- Jerry Lawler: Just look at the idiots that are in this ring right now. Chainsaw, Mosh, Cactus Jack. I feel like calling "Unsolved Mysteries" and saying "Hey, I found everybody."
- Jim Ross: He's 6'7", 300-plus pounds, he's about a biscuit away from 315, it's Phineas Godwinn. Living proof of what happens when first-cousins marry.
- Jerry Lawler: I'm gonna tell you something. We're fixing to have five WWF superstars in the ring and only one brain between them, and that's in the head of the Rock.
- Road Dogg Jesse Jammes: Unless you live under a rock, or in California, you know that I'm the Road Dogg Jesse James, and this is the B-A-double-D, A-double crooked-letter - Badd Ass Billy Gunn.
- Road Dogg Jesse Jammes: Just like your precious 49ers, your precious L.O.D. is about to become a part of history as well.
- Jim Ross: The Rock has been in this match-up, ladies and gentlemen, over 50 minutes.
- Jerry Lawler: Unbelievable.
- Jim Ross: After wrestling for the Intercontinental title earlier, against Ken Shamrock.
- Jim Ross: Stone Cold survived. He was a marked man - he had to walk through broken glass barefooted, but he did it!
- Jim Ross: That's Stone Cold's music. The action has stopped - everybody is awaiting the arrival of Stone Cold Steve Austin.
- Jerry Lawler: Look out, he's from behiiiiind!
- Jim Ross: Look out. AUSTIN CAME FROM THE CROWD! There goes Mero! Stone Cold is like a man possessed!