Teresa altri desideri

Not much to write about. Transfer from VHS ruins everything, colors off, resolution minimum. For a porno imagination is fresh and chicks have good time with everybody in sight. Some 40 minutes missing for whatever reason. I guess my taste for junk reflect reality.

TERESA ALTRI DESIDERI (1982)

Terrible porn written and directed by Bruno Vani under the supervision of Renato Polselli. Although some sources put Polselli as co-director, his real duties, according to the book "Luce Rossa" (Franco Grattarola & Andrea Napoli, 2014), were supervising, co-editing and contributing with dialogues.

The result couldn't be worse. The story (yes, this is one of those XXX productions with a plot, stupid, but still a plot) is about Teresa (played by the horrible Antonella Simonetti), who uses sex as a way of becoming a famous actress. Her first encounter is with an actor of B westerns, played by a former "star" of Spaghetti Westerns, called Dino Strano (never heard of him before 🙄). The scene happens in the interior of a train and is ridículously absurd, not to mention the use of body doubles in the footage showing genitals, what resulted in a hell of continuity errors. This problem occurs several times along the movie, although some few hardcore scenes were played by the real actors.

Another unforgivable point was the use (or misuse) of stolen soundtracks, including the excellent theme from "Nude Per L'Assassino" (Andrea Bianchi, 1975). 😡 This was a crime! The cast, is a disaster. In addition to the usual ugly male performers, this film chose some of the less attractive ladies in the business (in my humble opinion). I know that a freak like me complaining about lack of attractiveness may sound too cynical, but at least I am not exposing my dreadful body in a product intended to arouse the audience.

Technically horrendous, this is the kind of oddity that may be of interest for the addicted in obscure crap. Just be prepared for one of the worst transfers ever made. The image quality is as bad as the movie itself, but I think it is more than enough for such a thing.