The Disciples

Genius! honestly the funniest movie I've seen in years. If you like bad movies this is for you, possibly the most cheesy cliche ridden script ever written, woefull editing, and the actings....well the less said about that the better. and the plots utter nonsense. If bad movies were considerd an art this would be the Mona Lisa.

Some films are so badly made they are watchable purely for the cringe factor. Disciples made me cringe so much it was uncomfortable. I watched it all disbelieving what I was watching, wasn't anyone aware how bad this was whilst they were filming? Mix the most hammed performances from the most wooden actors, an abysmal script were every comment from all of the 'actors' sounded like it came from the same character and the most hurried editing that tried (and failed bigtime) to give the film a forced pace. All these combined into a film that will rob you of a few hours of your life and give nothing in return. Avoid at EVERY cost.

It's hard not to remark on the amazing costumes of the leading ladies, who look like they're ready for a Saturday night out at a swanky nightclub, even in the most intense action scenes. Besides that, everything is dreadful in this bogus martial arts action film, which is shot like a pop video, and makes almost as much sense.

I watched this on cable the other day waiting for it to improve. The dialogue was unbelievably bad, the humour so missed its mark it reminded me of Batman & Robin on TV or The Cisco Kid old series. I normally like this genre of film but this one is just BAD. (I'm not sure I've ever seen Ice-T in a movie and been able to believe his character.)

I would like to see a series of this on British TV We are sadly lacking movies of this calibre here Ice T is becoming a more diverse actor as time goes on. This film is certainly watchable more than once, give it a chance!