- Buck O'Brien: We could play that game, where I stick my dick in your mouth, and you stick your dick in mine... Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck!
- Beverly Franco: Listen, about the script... I see it as a love story between Hank and Frank.
- Buck O'Brien: You do?
- Beverly Franco: Yeah. Don't you? It's like a homoerotic misogynistic love story.
- Buck O'Brien: Oh. Well, it is what it is. I don't know. I mean, I wanted to write something like... like the kind of things me and my friend used to do.
- Sam: Now, uh, would we be playing it like little kids like, uh like, like "La-la-la. I'm a little kid."
- Beverly Franco: Well, you wouldn't be playing it like a little retarded kid, but yes, you would be acting youthful.
- Buck O'Brien: Hi.
- Beverly Franco: How can I help you?
- Buck O'Brien: Um, do you put on plays here, and people come and see 'em?
- Beverly Franco: Well, this is a theater.
- Jolie: What do you do in L.A., Buck?
- Buck O'Brien: Um, nothing.
- Jolie: I know a lot of people who have that job. It's one of the better jobs you can have. I bet you're very good at it.
- Sam: I wonder what her twat looks like. You ever wonder that? 'Cause like sometimes she'll be talkin' to me and all I can think is "What's your twat look like? Why don't you show it to me you fuckin' bitch?"... Yeah I'm twisted. I got problems. I know I do.