- Mathnet Narrator: The story you are about to see is a fib, but it's short. The names are made up, but the problems are real.
- Her shadow: I've been everywhere you've been, I've done everything you've done.
- Debbie Allen: Yes, but you're the flat one.
- Her shadow: Flat? You're the one who was singing.
- Sgt. Kate Monday: I'm Kate Monday. This is my partner, George...
- Officer George Frankly: ...Frankly.
- Sgt. Kate Monday, Officer George Frankly: [showing their badges] Mathnet.
- Gregory Hines: Imagine. An island three feet wide, one thousand feet below. I have to drop a survival box to save a guy named Joe. So, I calculate my altitude, direction, and wind speed, then factor in the box's weight and the angle that I need. Now, I'm not ashamed to say I hit a perfect bull's-eye, I wave and move on. Joe can eat until he's rescued, I just hope he likes croutons.
- Luisa: [opening her window] What is the oldest piece of furniture in the world?
- Arthur: [opening his window] The multiplication table.
- Luisa: [feigning innocence] Really? I didn't know that.
- Larry: [opening window wearing a George Washington mask] Hey, come on, that joke's older than I am! Woo hoo!
- [shuts window]
- Cris: [opening his window] Who was that masked man?
- Mathman's Instructor: True or False: Curly haired people from Detroit is better in math than anybody else.
- Mr. Glitch: True! Everybody in Detroit knows that!
- [Eats the T, and buzzer sounds]
- MathMan: [as the center screen reads it's false] That's the most absorb thing I have heard in days. Isn't it right, MathDog?
- MathDog: Bark Bark!
- MathMan: All source of people are good at math. Kids, Adults, Girls, And boys. I cannot believe you went for that, Mr. Glitch.
- Mr. Glitch: Aw you don't, Well perhaps I did.
- MathMan: Sick him, MathDog!
- MathDog: MathDog, MathDog, MathDog, MathDog,
- Mr. Glitch: Hey! Hey! Don't chase me, Get away from me!
- [MathDog eats Mr. Glitch as the GAME OVER! screen appears]
- Narrator: Square One TV's roving reporter asks another question to the person on the street. Today's question: What is a dodecahedron?
- Parrot: One, One, Two, Three, Five... Eureka!