Star Gazers

Telescopes and binoculars are the props justifying the title of this forgettable porn feature, made in slapsdash fashion by the usually better porn practitioner Paul Vatelli. Oddest credit is music assigned to future Hall of Famer Michael Zen.

After a hot opening sex scene for Shone Taylor and his wife, Taylor rushes off (with very poor set-up writing to establish what's going on) to a remote house to stay with Jerry Butler. Apparently they're holed up observe the approach of a comet in the heavens, bringing a trusty telescope for that purpose.

But this being porn, instead they focus on a pair of sexy neighbor ladies, training not only the 'scope but a handy pair of binoculars on their bods, exercising outside. Failed attempt at rom-com has the girls stealing Butler's car, and then coming home to hump the guys, leading to a visit by Shone's better half and Butler's fiancee, with predictable slapstick results.

This is porn for porn's sake, executed decades back when the need to fashion something of a story around the sex scenes was still nearly mandatory. It doesn't play much better than the all-sex vignettes 21st Century porn audiences are accustomed to watching.