- The Great Gonzo: [singing] Now bring us some figgy pudding, now...
- Miss Piggy: PIGGY PUDDING?
- The Great Gonzo: No, no, no. Figgy pudding. It's made with figs.
- Miss Piggy: Oh.
- The Great Gonzo: ...and bacon.
- Miss Piggy: What?
- John Denver: We won't go until we get some...
- Animal: Won't go.
- John Denver: We won't go until we get some...
- Animal: Won't go!
- John Denver: We won't go until we get some...
- Animal: WON'T GO!
- John Denver: ANIMAL, SIT!
- Miss Piggy: [singing] Christmas is coming. The goose is getting fat. / Please to put the penny in the old man's hat. / If you haven't got a penny, then a hay-penny will do. / If you haven't got a hay-penny, then God bless you!