- Craig: [tying Joanne in a sleeping bag] Now I've got you, bitch! Let's hear you say uncle! Say uncle! Say it, bag of bitch! Say it! Say it, bag of bitch! Say it! Say uncle!
- Singer: [theme song during the end credits] Don't go out into the woods tonight. You probably will be thrilled/Don't go out in the woods tonight. You probably will be killed. There's a friendly beast who lurks about/and likes to feast. You won't get out/without being killed and chopped up in little pieces... .