- Jesse Fleer: Hey you wanna borrow Jasmin?
- Alex Harty: No thanks.
- Jesse Fleer: Oh, it's okay, you can't catch anything... she comes with a douche.
- Alex Harty: Oh, well, hmmmm, NO!
- Arden Ansfield: [points to woman and husband at nearby table] Do you think when she was 16 she fantasized about being with a guy like that? Somehow I don't think so. She was fantasizing about French-kissing the guys from Duran Duran... like we all were.
- Alex Harty: Yeah but that's fantasizing. I used to fantasize about Sheena Easton. But I didn't wanna marry her, I wanted to fuck her.
- Sterling Montrose: Wow, rock videos, TV shows, Alex! The world is certainly your oyster, isn't it?
- Alex Harty: Oysters, no... I wouldn't know anything about that. That's your department.