- [first lines]
- Woody Woodpecker: [singing] # Everybody thinks I'm screwy. / Screwy as a loon, that's me. / When I go on a driving spree / The coppers all get panicky. / Honk my horn! / Strip my gears! / So I'm screwy, / What, what, what can I do? / I ask you! #
- [last lines]
- Motorcycle Cop: Follow that motorcycle! Follow that horse! Follow that buggy! Follow that China-boy!