I Was a Teenage Serial Killer

If I am missing a satirical point of view, then I apologize. If this is not meant to be a satire, then it is an insult to any strong woman. It doesn't quiet poke fun at any struggle a woman has over a man's dominance but it definitely creates an unrealistic and Petty way a strong woman would deal with the mildest or even the strongest misogyny. Unfortunate!

This is very scary. It has great acting. It also has a great story line. 6 out of 10 is overrating it. I give it 5 out of 10. It is a good movie. It is a lot better then The Silence of the lambs or the 2010 remake of A Nightmare on elm street.

The moral of this story (for guys) is don't remove your "protection" during sex or else your partner will beat the snot out of you, kill you, and stuff a banana in your mouth. I guess these is something symbolic there.

Mary, our "heroine" then meets a male serial killer who is a straight white male who believes all the problems in the world are due to straight white males. The two hit it off well, until he brings home a bound and gagged woman and says he killed the woman's boyfriend. "Without me?" screams Mary. She then does him in with a dustbuster.

Kristin Calabrese as Mary shows a modicum of talent, but the same cannot be said for anyone else. The photography is very poor, either intentionally or unintentionally. F-bombs are dropped constantly. The closing credits are interesting, my favorite being the guy billed as the "A-hole Drug Dealer."

I suppose Sarah Jackson's movie about a female serial killer is emancipating and empowering and all that good stuff for women, because after all, most serial killers are men, and they are the heroes of boys everywhere. So it's good that women get to have a serial killer for them to admire, just like the boys.

What most interests me is the claim that this movie was made for $1600, working with volunteers and amateur actors. Given the awful quality of all technical aspects, as well as poor acting, I would estimate this cost about $130 in the early 1990s, for developing the film and printing a few copies for festival circuit. So someone stole almost $1500. Nice going!

You have to really have a lot of hate in you to make trash this bad. I don't know how anyone could sit through this and think it was good in any manner. Acting, horrible. Story, horrible. Writing, horrible.