- [last lines]
- [after a bad dream, Snafu takes his scissors and cuts holes in his letter to his girlfriend]
- Pvt. Snafu: Like I always said, "Every man his own censor".
- Technical Fairy - First Class: Looks very good - on the whole! Yuk-yuk-yuk!
- Pvt. Snafu: [breaking the fourth wall] Is there a postman in the house?
- Technical Fairy - First Class: Technical Fairy First Class at your service.
- Pvt. Snafu: [holding up a letter] You gotta get this to Sally Lou.
- Technical Fairy - First Class: But have you forgotten the censor?
- Pvt. Snafu: Ah, it's okay. We gotta private code.
- Technical Fairy - First Class: Well, if you insist, but I'll hate myself in the morning!