Black Spring Break: The Movie

This is the worst movie ever. I paid 50 cents to rent it for 7 nights and I feel ripped off. What a waste of my life. There's no real, or decent plot. Nobody can act worth poop and the "hot girls" are nasty. Rap fans and gangsta wanna-be's might enjoy this though...

This is not a movie. I don't know how to classify a flick like this. There is no acting, no directing, no plot. Nothing.

I work in a video rental shop, so I did not waste any money. I did waste valuable time however. A mistake you don't have to make.

A college football player turning pro, his ex-girlfriend, his best friend and another girl from campus go to Daytona for the Black Spring Break. 2 sports-agents and some wicked girls all try to get some piece of the pie.

Then nothing happens for 90 minutes except for some of the worst acting and dialogue you have ever seen. What's worse, is that it is not even funny.

You are warned.

I just got done watching this movie and I was touched. I challenge anyone on the planet to find a movie more compelling and moving then Black Spring Break. The acting duo of Kenny Flyy and Daron "Southboy" Fordham might as well go down in history as the most comical and genuine teams in the history of movie. I strongly suggest buying the DVD to see the behind the scenes action that made this movie a true masterpiece of film and art. It's a shame that the academy missed this treasure chest.

My life changed around April of this year. My friends and I were looking for something to do, so we rented a film that we never heard of. A film that was destined to take its place among the great movies of all time. That movie was, of course, Black Spring Break. From the fantastic lead acting of Daron Fordham and Kenny Flyy to the outstanding supporting work of Vince Caruso (as the nerdy white agent), this is a classic from beginning to end.

Brilliantly scripted by Fordham ("Southboy" himself!), this film is full of great scenes: Kenny Flyy's monologue about "b-----s," the woes of the left-behind friend, the bizarre security guard whose appearance was never explained, Vinny the agent's phone calls to his venomous wife, Southboy confronting Rayneesha on the beach about sleeping with Terry Miller, Vinny wearing a dress, the scheming of the villainous Crooklyn, and Vinny's last name changing in the last scene for no reason at all. Truly, this is an experience that is not to be missed. Watch it from beginning to end; nothing will prepare you for the shocking finale. Rent it immediately!

I saw this movie with my roommates and a couple other friends. It hurts to think that someone paid to make this movie when there are starving people in the world. My friend described it perfectly: "It's like a porno, only without the sex."