If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!!

An hilarious sketch-style comedy in the style of Carry On,featuring profane old ladies,impotent men,gay cowboys,sex contests,extremely unfaithful husbands and wives and just about anything else to do with sex imaginable.

The film's highlight is the gorgeous Swedish model Uschi Digard,who somehow manages to get unclothed in every single sketch she stars in,like her husband coming home to find her in bed with another woman,and being a contestant in a sex contest where a guy must 'pop' as many girls as he can on a large bed in front of a huge audience in order to win big bucks.

Every sketch will have you laughing,especially the one with the drunk guy mistaking a tuba for a "large golden tuba".

I saw this movie in 1977 when I was only 23. I sat through it because it was part of a double feature and I really wanted to see the other movie. This movie has every sex joke in the book (or so it seems) and at the risk of being blackballed as a spoiler I won't tell you any...you'll have to find the movie and see it. Once seen, the finale is not to be forgotten. Keefe Brasselle was a journeyman song and dance man as well as an entertainment executive and novelist. This is not for every taste but, if seen, you'll be repeating every joke in the movie to your friends and coworkers. Another commentator was right...Uschi Digard is certainly a screen presence to be remembered. The sequel "Can I Do it Till I Need Glasses?" got some publicity when it featured Robin Williams for all of about five minutes (if that long). The two films should be seen together for full impact.

Thank you to Tubi for recommending this unexpected little tucked away gem. I love parody and slap stick goofball comedies, and sure, there are a LOT of stinkers out there. But this one has its moments of its share of laughs.

It's not quite up there with the likes of Kentucky Fried Movie, but it is about on par with Loose Shoes if you're familiar with those classics.

As I said, it's hit and miss with a few of the sketches and gags, but it still manages to hit enough targets to tilt the scales to a thumbs up by the end.

As long as you have a low brow sense of humour for dirty sex jokes and toilet humour, this one's worth checking out.

As others have already stated, its just a collection of rotten jokes (most with a sexual theme) that were already stale and outdated when this was made in 1975. I guess they figured it would be entertaining if it had nude women and men throughout, which I think it does. The jokes aren't funny in the 21st century and I doubt most of them got laughs in the 20th century but sometimes bad humor can be amusing if you enjoy the cheese factor. The nudity is there for the sake of nudity, it neither helps nor hinders the jokes.

Watch it for the 70's nostalgia or if you like bad movies, but its not high quality entertainment.

"If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!!" is a collection of raunchy skits. Think "The Groove Tube", or the follow up "Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses?". If you've seen those films and enjoy them you'll like this one.

I feel like this is weaker than it's follow up. There's really no new ground here. Just lots of sexual humor and nudity, that will appeal to our juvenile senses of humor.

I rented this along with "Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses?" about twenty-five years ago. I had never heard of them and didn't know what to expect, but I enjoy raunchy humor and gratuitous nudity. Lol! So, films like this are right up my alley, but I would recommend viewing these films before shelling out the cash to purchase them.