Body Candy

A typically shoddy paste-up porn release, "Body Candy" has plenty of new footage starring the industry's inimitable Aunt Peg = Juliet Anderson, surrounding a set of five stag loops.

The new footage has four actors before the camera: Anderson as Lady Veronica, a madam waxing nostalgic about her salad days as a prominent Vegas brothel madam; her butler/sex toy Michael Morrison, weary from having to give in to Veronica's endless need to be sexually serviced by him (of course he enjoys this "work"); an untalented girl "Georgia Teck" who plays Veronica's new teen hooker, but doesn't even disrobe in a NonSex role that amounts to nothing; and an uncredited chauffeur who drives Veronica's limo briefly.

Fans are treated to lots of new sex footage performed by Anderson, climaxing in a nicely kinky humping by a roaring fireplace with Morrison, in which her string of pearls is used like Ben Wa balls (shoved up her ass by MM) for stimulation during vaginal intercourse.

But half the movie is the stag loops, crudely inserted filler purporting to be flashbacks recalled by Anderson. John Holmes and his limp dick are shown comedically having very, very sloppy sex in the kitchen as a chef who covers Ashley Welles with flour and food stuffs eventually mixed with his cum while "baking a cake", and anal queen Connie Petersen contributes a patented double penetration in a foursome stag loop.

Director Dale Martin made one very fine movie "Love Lips" and even falsely took credit for a Jean Rollin porn flick "Phantasmes" when it was cut and retitled "The Seduction of Amy" for the American market.