- Norbert: [as Baron Bad Beaver] ... For I am Baron Bad Beaver, master of really, terrible, evil... things...
- Daggett: I can't believe it, Norbert.
- Norbert: Whassat, Daggett?
- Daggett: Our own parents kicked us out.
- Norbert: They didn't kick us out. We were the first litter and Mom had a second litter. It's the beaver way.
- Daggett: But, Norb. Where will we go? How will we survive?
- Norbert: We'll be all right. You've got your Beaver Survival Kit, right?
- Daggett: No.
- Norbert: Oh, that's not good.
- [Dag starts whimpering]
- [the boys are jumping on the couch]
- Daggett: Hey, Norb, let's see who can jump the highest.
- Norbert: [bumps the ceiling light and stops jumping] Uh, Dag, I think we should stop.
- Daggett: You're just afraid I'll beat you.
- Norbert: No, Dag, listen...
- Daggett: [teasing] Norby's afraid to jump high.
- Norbert: Daggett, listen.
- Daggett: Norby's a chicken. BAWK BAWK BAWK. Come on, chicken boy. What are you afraid...
- Daggett: [hits the light and gets violently shocked] AAAH!
- Norbert: [dressed as a doctor] It seems like I've forgotten something but I can't remember what. Oh, well, its probably just a matter of life and death. Well, nothing's more important to a doctor than his golf game. Fore!