- Blue: Tell her I'll have on some gym socks and a backstage pass from a Kool Moe Dee concert.
- Blue: Tell her I'll be wearing cowboy boots with some click-clacks around my neck.
- Blue: Tell her I'll be butt naked with a belt on, and a beeper, and some Blu-Blockers.
- Blue: Tell her I'ma be butt naked with a 'Bout It radio sticker sign on my ass. And a gold necklace. And a class ring.
- Blue: Tell her I'ma be asshole naked with some handcuffs and a whip, and a hula skirt. And a saddle on my back. And a big-ass NFL hat on.
- Grandmother: Don't talk to me if you ain't got no reefer, man.
- Hispanic Man: Oh yeah? Well fuck you!
- Grandmother: Well fuck you too.
- Hispanic Man: Eat shit too!
- Little Girl: Look, my mama want her money back.
- Blue: How am I gonna give you the money back? You done ate one of the pig's feet.
- Little Girl: No we didn't.
- Blue: I got a magic lamp. Tell your mama she gotta rub this every Wednesday at 3:42 standing on one leg with Al Green playing in the background, her money will pop out. And tell your daddy to buy you another shirt.
- Black: You better be lucky we came, your old ass probably gonna catch a heart attack. Me and Blue probably gonna save your life.
- Mr. Mimm: Leave those pretty women alone! Save my life? My life don't need saving, I been doing this for twenty years.
- Black: You know you can't get it up like you used to.
- Mr. Mimm: Yes I can. I got a hard-on right now.