- Daniel "Diver Dan" Della Bosca: Attention please. In celebration of Chilean National Day, there will be no lunch served today. Unless you want to make it yourself.
- Laura: You know, for a moment, just for a brief moment, I thought there might actually be a chance for me and you. (She leaves)
- Max: When was the brief moment?
- Laura Gibson: Oh, every family's got a few skeletons in the closet.
- Miranda Gibson: So you don't mind me telling everyone that your sister's about to have my father's baby, and that my brother and I will have a cousin that will also be our half-brother or sister?
- Laura Gibson: What do you believe in, Karen?
- Karen Miller: Oh, I'm Catholic, I'm lucky, I don't have to think about it.
- Rupert Gibson to Laura: "I don't feel well."
- Laura Gibson: "And the subtext of this conversation is school."
- Meredith Monahan: Dan, I've known you too long to take anything you say seriously.
- Diver Dan: What is this?
- Meredith Monahan: Raddish juice.
- Diver Dan: I'm not entirely forgiven
- Warwick Munroe: Gentlemen, may I introduce this evening's stripper?!