D Minus

Drawing comparisons to films such as "Howard The Duck" and "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot," D-Minus decided to break the mold and set an impossibly high standard for filmmakers that may never be achieved in our lifetime. Sure, some films have attempted to reach its level, but the leap proved too difficult for "Freddy Got Fingered," "Battlefield Earth" and even "Corky Romano." None of these films can achieve what D-Minus pulls off.

Along with his pudgy partner Dutch (played by co-writer Selvaggi), Mike Landis steals the show as Starski. Landis' subtle performance is reminiscent of a young Sir Lawrence Olivier while Selvaggi commands the screen like comic legend Louie Anderson.