Crowned and Dangerous

This pageant movie definitely lives up to it's title. It is one of the premiere of campy and catty pageant movies.....and a whole lot of fun too!! It definitely is successful in it's pursuit as the tongue in cheek/drama that it is attempting to be. Yasmine Bleeth and Cassidy Rae play their roles to the hilt as catty, feuding pageant contestants. Jill Clayburg is also great as Yasmine's nutty pageant stage mother. George Eads from the TV show CSI plays the man they are feuding over. I enjoyed this film much more than a similar film entitled Beauty's Revenge which stars Cortney Thorne-Smith. With the silly Dairy Queen premise Beauty's Revenge left me "udderly" bored.

This movie started out cringe-worthy--but it was meant to, with an overbearing mother, a witch of a rival, and a hesitant beauty queen constantly coming in second. There was some goofy overacting, and a few implausible plot points (She comes in second in EVERY single competition? ALL of them?) Unfortunately, the movie suffers horribly from it's need to, well, be a TV movie. Rather than end at the ending of the movie, an amusing twist in which the killer is (semi-plausibly) revealed, the movie continues for another twenty minutes, just to make sure that justice is done. Of course, now that the killer is revealed, she suddenly undergoes a complete personality shift--her character gets completely rewritten, because the writers don't need to keep her identity secret any more. The cheese completely sinks what otherwise could have been a passably amusing movie.

I couldn't tell if it was supposed to be serious or not - it was too bad to be serious and not amusing enough to be funny - but I still sat down one Saturday afternoon and watched it. The worst part of all is if it came on telly again I would probably watch it.

THIS MOVIE WAS FANTASTIC. JUST SAW IT TONIGHT ON CABLE. I have one question though.....When they go to talk with the murderer, she said "when will I get my mothers neckless" the detectives left and said they did not tell her about the neckless.......Now, I remember when the mother was being interrogated and the detectives asked her specifically about that necklas, and the mother said she did not know how it got there. My question is this.......Would it not make sense that while the daughter was in the interogation room with her mother, that the mother could have told her that the necklas was part of the evidence? I mean how do the detectives know that the mother did not tell her??????? Kind of a small glitch in that the convicting evidence on the daughter was portrayed to me as sloppy police work and in the real world a real detective would not have assumed that the mother did not mention this to the daughter........but all in all I absolutely "LOVED" the film. 100 stars in my book!!!!!!

So I found myself home watching Unsolved Mysteries this morning, vegetating on the couch, and this movie comes on afterward. It as terrible!

I mean... my God. Completely awful.

If you want a funny beauty pageant movie, check out Drop Dead Gorgeous, not this second rate mediocre rip off.