Modern Vampires

Directed by genius horror and B-Movie film maker Richard Elfman, "Modern Vampires" gives me something to sink my teeth into. What can I say, great casting, great lines, great characters, good gore, a little T and A never hurts. I would say that this movie ranks up there with the great horror spoofs "Nudist Colony of the Dead," and "Cannibal the Musical," absolutely one of my favorite films.

Only in America can vampires expect to call for garbage pickup. No messy disposal problems here. As a vampire author, I'd far rather see vampire movies that feature something new, rather than rehashing the old myths - no matter how well it's done. (For a similar new take on vampires, though hardly as funny, be sure to see Dance of the Damned) Actually, though Modern Vampires seems to strive to be intentionally bad, this makes it very funny, very hip though certainly not for everyone.

I loved it for the early humor (The scene with the bitchy salesperson in the dress shop was worth the rental price all by itself), and was sad to see the over the top end did not work quite as well as the first half.

Horror interesting enough to keep you watching. Despite what others may say about the "rules" of the Vampires, I think that they are great! It is awesome in the way that it includes sex and humor with plenty of hard core gore scenes. Definitely see this movie!!!!

I thought this movie was truly a work of art. The horror and suspense blend beautifully into the comedy and romance. What a job Elfman did! I loved it, and would definitely recommend it to anyone that asked, or that didn't ask, for that matter! Incredible!

I think modern vampires was a different but excellent movie, My family and I sat on the edge of the couch and watched as this film took our emotions for a ride. Casper Van Dien did and excellent job along with all of the other actors and actresses in this movie. I liked the fact that it was different than most of your modern day vampire movies. I definitely advise anyone who holds interests in scary vampire movies to watch this, you will not be disappointed.