- Sam Kamin: You're firing me?!
- Justin Allen: Yeah, well. I'm sorry.
- Sam Kamin: I discovered you. You weren't even thinking about acting when I found you. You were delivering my newspapers. I got you this movie. I named you!
- Justin Allen: My name was always Justin.
- Sam Kamin: Shmell! Justin Shmell. I think they named a town here after you.
- Sam Kamin: That's my job. I find people to be in movies.
- Max Zamphirescu: They pay for this? That's so stupid!
- Sam Kamin: You've been talking to my father, haven't you!