- Annie Porter: Jack, he was never the romantic type. For our anniversary he gives me pepper spray. PEPPER SPRAY. I think it's perfume. I end up in the emergency room.
- Annie Porter: [after just using a chainsaw to cut through a locked door but not removing chainsaw from the hole] Can you lot get out?
- Passenger: If you back off with the saw, we'll give it a try!
- John Geiger: Traditionally speaking, isn't it true that the captain goes down with his ship?
- [he pushes the captain overboard]
- Constance: [to her husband about her nicotine patch] The only way that patch is going to help me is if I roll it and smoke it.
- Annie Porter: His name's Geiger.
- Alex Shaw: Oh.
- Annie Porter: Yeah, yeah. We talked.
- Alex Shaw: Doesn't seem very interested in Golf for someone who had a fit about his clubs though.
- Annie Porter: Why do you say that?
- Alex Shaw: Well, tournament's on right behind him - he hasn't even glanced at the TV.
- Annie Porter: You're absolutely right. Honey, I think we need to go and arrest him.
- [Annie starts to make her way towards the bar]
- Annie Porter: [calling] Excuse me! Excuse...
- Alex Shaw: [grabs Annie] Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
- Annie Porter: Oh honey, you just wanted a hug. I'll give you hug. You're so sweet. Baby I've gotta ask you to do me a favour. Something I've never asked you to do before.
- Alex Shaw: What's that?
- Annie Porter: I need you to believe me.
- Alex Shaw: Oh no, no I don't...
- Annie Porter: Oh yes. Yes. Just one of 'em please. One on please. Do you feel it? Do you feel it?
- Alex Shaw: [unsure] I think so.
- Annie Porter: [rocking tone] Come on baby.
- [Alex and Annie dance across the deck and the Seabourn Legend sounds its horn as the camera pans out]
- Alex Shaw: [positively] We gotta spend some time together. We'll get to know each other. Let's go away together.
- Annie Porter, Alex Shaw: [not convinced] OK, where?
- Alex Shaw: [positively] Caribbean.
- Annie Porter: [annoyed] Oh, the Caribbean, do you have a concussion? We work 6 days a week, Alex. We've never even been away for a weekend.
- [Alex takes a plastic blue envelope out of his pocket and shows it to Annie]
- Alex Shaw: I was gonna surprise you tonight, but uh...
- [Annie opens the envelope, revealing tickets]
- Alex Shaw: [looking at the tickets] It's a cruise.
- Annie Porter: [annoyed] This is so unfair, Alex. You can't just pull out tickets to some... exotic island and think that's gonna make everything OK.
- Alex Shaw: [Annie starts walking away and Alex follows her] I don't expect I can make everything all right. But, you know, if you thought we could...
- [Alex puts his arm around Annie but she moves his arm off and turns around]
- Annie Porter: [annoyed] No don't *do* that. I wanna be depressed right now. I don't want you to like, do that. Don't!
- Alex Shaw: All right! All right!
- [Alex tries to kiss Annie]
- Annie Porter: [annoyed] Don't.
- Alex Shaw: [positively] I won't.
- [Alex kisses Annie and she puts her arms around him]
- John Geiger: So you've met my nurses? They clean the copper out of my blood. Doctors gave me a couple of years to live, those bloodsuckers might give me a few more.
- Alex Shaw: [armed with a gun near a computer in Geiger's room] It ends now. I know who you are.
- John Geiger: [over a speaker] I know you too. You look a little wet. You see Alex, I designed this whole Auto Pilot system. My company sold it off to almost every shipping line in the world. But when I got sick, they fired me. I had no defence, they just... threw me away. But now, I have a more aggressive defence system.
- [using his computer, Geiger arms an explosive behind the computer near Alex]
- John Geiger: [crafty] Tell me Alex, did you ever have a full sense of security?
- [the words "Good Bye Alex" appear on the computer screen and Alex quickly exits the room as Geiger laughs and detonates the explosive]
- [from trailer]
- Lt. Herb 'Mac' McMahon: [to Alex after he's arrested the van driver] You are *officially* on vacation!
- [in the control room]
- John Geiger: [acting drunk] I saw all the lights, thought this was the casino...
- John Geiger: [putting leeches on himself] Time for group therapy boys. I wouldn't trade you for all the pearls and diamonds in the world. You take care of me, I'll take care of the ship.
- Annie Porter: Is there a little girl in there?
- Harvey: No, just big women
- Big woman: Excuse me?
- Harvey: I mean normal sized women!
- Annie Porter: [a bus that looks similar to the bus from the first film pulls out in front] Sorry, Mr. Kenter, but that bus was going way too fast!
- Annie Porter: This night seems almost too perfect.
- Alex Shaw: Want me to step on your feet?
- Annie Porter: You already did.
- Alex Shaw: Oh, I mean again?