Maxine

Blaze Packard: [On TV] This is just another case of Allison Karter coloring the facts, creating a story rather than reporting the story. She's obviously patterning her career after Hernando Rivera. It's just an ongoing effort to get publicity for *herself*. We, at Network 30, *pride* ourselves in providing wholesome programming for the *entire* family. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if Ms. Karter staged her own attack to get on *all* the network airwaves.

Allison Karter: [Yelling at TV] That bastard!

Blaze Packard: [Continuing on TV] Now in no way do I wish to demean or disparage her illustrious career. Allison Karter is truly one of Network 30's finest investigative reporters. However, like so many people in the entertainment media, they've often let their need for ego-gratification take over their entire thought process.

Allison Karter: [Yelling at TV] Packard, you're lying through your pubic hairs.