- [first lines]
- Mustachioed Man: Jesus Christ
- Bearded Man with Shovel: Holy shit.
- Balding Man in Suit: Mother of God.
- [last lines]
- Eveanne: Oh, we thank you so much for this beautiful benefit. Thank all of our neighbors and our friends and Ted, we're sorry. I was looking at Pappy with that tail on his hat and I thought about a song that I wrote just for him and the cleaning lady.