Dis - en historie om kjærlighet

I strongly feel I could take the 82 dollars used to make Dis snore-a-thon and make an infinitely more interesting movie. I would take a camera, start it rolling, and throw it off the Empire State Building. The acting would be better, the story would move faster, and the ending would be less predictable.

'Dis', meaning fog, supposedly refers to the director's cerebral condition at any stage of the production process. This cannot possibly be called a piece of work as the intra-skull fog is miraculously transmitted directly to the screen. If there is any content at all in this thing, apparently deserving the label film because there is movement on screen, it is garbage. No kidding, garbage takes actually up the screen in a pivotal scene, a love scene actually. Don't get me wrong, it doesn't mean that this is a peak, because there are no peaks, no pace. In line with the title this is an endless piece of uninteresting sceneries, desperately seeking excitement in so-called exotic places. You have to be prepared for it, because you will be bored and at best bewildered if you're not watching it for the purpose of entertaining yourself by the ridiculously crappy lines (or lack of them), direction, photography, cinematography, edition, idea. The masterpiece is that this low-budget film got any funding at all. My vote must be 1, but with this remark: The bottom end of the scale is way too kind in this case, but by all means: this is absolutely fascinating.

I really don't like leaving comments about movies which are better left in a dumpster, but sometimes it's ones duty to warn others. Well....This is my warning! Please do not waste one moment of your time watching this "film". Your time would be better spent turning on your TV in order to watch commercials. It's really that bad - Trust me.

This is probably the worst movie ever made, the worst about it is that it's norwegian. Norwegian moviebuisness isn't exactly the best in the world, which by the way is perfectly illustrated by this dreadful, lame no-good piece of "art". A disgrace for all mankind!

Dis is one of the worst movies that I have ever seen. I have never seen such a lame story, extremely poor directing and crap actors. It is a fact that this movie was a hit in Norway, because people wanted to see this exceptionally poor film. The director thinks that he is a genius, and removed his film from the cinemas after he discovered why his movie was so popular. If you are from Norway and can lend this crap free from your library, you should go ahead and take it home and just laugh at it. I give this movie a generous 0/10