- Amanda Patterson: I always thought that when I fell in love, it would be with a musician or an artist or someone really politically active, not an alien that lives on human flesh.
- Amanda Patterson: Don't you know that the... the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few? C'mon I saw this on Star Trek.
- Lieutenant Vint: [as if unfamiliar] Star Trek?
- JoJo, Cafe Manager: [Pointing at Vint's coffee cup] That'll be a buck.
- Lieutenant Vint: Coffee's free for cops.
- Lieutenant Vint: [Holding up a small photo] Anybody see her?
- [pause]
- Lieutenant Vint: Anybody know her?
- [pause]
- Lieutenant Vint: Anybody do her?
- [pause]
- Lieutenant Vint: Don't all rush me at the same time.
- Emmitt Mallory: Wait wait, let me get something straight. You two men are two of the top agents in one of the most important intelligence operations on this planet. Didn't you find it somewhat odd that the individual you were questioning was stark fucking naked?
- Lieutenant Vint: I would say yes. We did find it very odd.
- Emmitt Mallory: Well that's very promising, Lieutenant. Now did you recall the briefing in which you were told that the key to spotting the alien was atypical behavior?
- Lieutenant Vint: Sir, I don't think that was on our mind at the time.
- Emmitt Mallory: And just what was on your mind, Lieutenant?
- Lieutenant Vint: Sir, when a man's johnson is staring you right in the face, it's hard to think of anything else.
- Emmitt Mallory: His johnson?
- Lieutenant Vint: Yes, Sir, his johnson.