- Blair: [photographer arriving on set] Morning, ladies.
- [hurrying them up]
- Blair: Ten minutes.
- Sahara: [model, in front of mirror, being prepped, waving] Morning.
- Blair: [to all personnel] Let's go!
- Sahara: [to make-up artist] I don't know, Mary, I'm sort of giving up on the whole human race.
- Mary: Why, honey, what's the matter?
- Sahara: Everybody is so superficial.
- Mary: Uh.
- Sahara: Yeah, I am sick of it. I am sick of all this superficial bullshit.
- Mary: Mm.
- Sahara: I'm a very spiritual person.
- Mary: [brightening up] Are you really?
- Sahara: [sighs world-weary] Oh, very spiritual. Have you seen The Little Mermaid?
- Joe: [lovers' talk] What are you, a cat or a rabbit?
- Mary: Kitty cat.
- Joe: Aw. You're a rabbit, a fuzzy-headed little rabbit
- Mary: Mm. You've got a hard-on.
- [smiles]
- Joe: No, I don't.
- Mary: You do too.
- [chuckles]
- Joe: Mary, don't you think I'd know it if I had a hard-on?
- Mary: [hand reached down off-camera] Then what's this?
- Joe: That's a carrot I keep to feed the little rabbit with.
- [Mary chuckles happily]
- Joe: Bob got a job on a soap. Hes not doing the catering anymore. He told me he met this blonde model. They went back to her place and had kinky sex all night.
- Mary: Is that what you'd like? Kinky sex with a blonde model?
- Joe: Well, she wouldn't necessarily have to be a model.
- Mary: Why, am I not kinky enough for you?
- Joe: I never said that.
- Mary: You implied it
- Joe: I did not! I was simply telling you about what happened to Bob. Of course you're kinky. You're very kinky.
- Bob: Oh, come on, muffin, take off your robe.
- Kelly: No.
- Bob: What? You defy me, Diana?
- Kelly: I'll see you tonight, baby.
- [kisses him]
- Bob: Mm. But I'm ready *right now,* see?
- Kelly: Yes, you are.
- Bob: Mm.
- Kelly: You hold on to that little monster. But not too tightly.
- [wags finger]
- Kelly: Remember what happened last time.
- Bob: [having a hard - or not - time in bed] Just give me a minute. I told you it was the rubber!
- [yanks it off, casts it away]
- Kelly: The rubber's off now.
- Bob: Damn right the rubber's off!
- Kelly: Well?
- Bob: [panting for breath] Hold on. What do you think I am, a machine?
- [exasperated, Kelly gets up, out of bed]
- Bob: Hey, what are you doing?
- [she's getting dressed]
- Bob: Come on, Kelly. Get back here. Get back in the bed.
- Kelly: Listen, baby, I know these things happen sometimes. But I gotta know. Can you do this or not? Because if you can't, I gotta get on the phone, make some calls, and find somebody who can.
- [Bob looks dejected]
- Kelly: Oh, what's the matter, baby? I hurt your feelings?
- Bob: Actually, Kelly, you did hurt my feelings. Christ! I mean, I like you, right?
- [nervous laugh]
- Bob: You're making me feel like I'm just a stiff piece of meat to you.
- Kelly: Uhm, well, not so stiff, really, right?
- Bob: [low growl in his voice] Just get the hell out of here. You think I want to do this now after what you just said?
- Kelly: [stating the obvious] You *can't* do it.