Poison Ivy: The New Seduction

Thank you Cinemax for airing these kind of movies at midnight. "Poison Ivy 3" is a steamy sequel that no one can dislike. It offers you the best about the B-movie industry: great sex scenes, an easy plot that many people would like to experience, and the best of all, beautiful (I mean, BEAUTIFUL!) women.

The plot is similar to "Friend of the Family II" and "The Hand That Rocks the Craddle". This time the sexy nanny is the hot Jaime Pressly. The innocent victim is the also hot Megan Edwards.

I always try to be objective in my movie reviews but this time I can't. This movie shouldn't be commented for it's plot, score, direction, etc. No. This movie is all about Jaime. People can't ignore the fact that she has a DELICIOUS body to die for. I can't even describe how hot she is. Her face is very sexy but menacing at the same time (which helps a lot for her character). Her performance is great mainly because male viewers fantasize about her. Her sex scenes are great! Could've used more explicitly (even the uncut version) but still deliver.

Also, Megan Edwards is extremely sexy! Her beautiful and innocent face makes her more desirable because she has a spectacular hot body. Those legs, those eyes, that hips. MMMMH. I loved every scene where she walked in her mansion wearing that sexy mini skirt. Thank you Megan!

What else can I say?! Poison Ivy 3 is entertaining and steamy. One of those movies that you can't say that you love because it wouldn't be moral correctly. I don't care. I love the movie for it's hot women and sex scenes. Deserves a watch.

What do you say? The series just keeps getting better, watched them all as they came out in my 20's and we had an explosion of girls we grew up watching on tv becoming women, first Drew, then Alyssa and finally Jaime, well Jaime just came out of nowhere I think. All of them did justice to P. I. they were all very good looking and passed the sexy factor to pull the movie off hyping up the old men. The plots were always silly and fairly predictable, Violet goes way past the other 2 in showing skin, Pressly was not afraid to drop her garments back then before Earl, it's an 8 out of 10 just for Jaime alone lol, gotta love these old 90's cheap sex thrillers lol. Thrills, chills and a bit cable soft porn. Not as good as Wild Things, Basic Instinct, Cruel Intentions or that big budget type, but went all out on sets, backgrounds and scenery, cast was unknown but good. This one has Megan C Edwards as Joy and Shanna Moakler the Playboy Playmate to add to the mix of up and comers. Meghan did Tracing Cowboys, an independent film that was highly lauded for it's haunting theme and landscapes, just watching it now lol.

God awful movie? You think? No, Godzilla was a god awful movie because it TRIED to be good.

Poison Ivy 3 was not trying to be good in the sense of acting, or a plot, or anything other than what it should be. A vehicle for Jaime Pressly's backside, frontside, and side-side.

Wonderful. I love it. There should be a Poison Ivy 3 channel that shows it all the time, over and over and over again.

Look, if you're disappointed in this movie, fine. You were watching it for all the wrong reasons.

PLEASE let there be a Poison Ivy 4 for the simple fact that I can't wait to see who they would pick to star in it. Hmm.. .now, who's up and coming, is very attractive, but has zero acting talent? (NO OFFENSE MISS BARRYMORE, you DO have talent and you were the first poison ivy!)

Well, this formula of good looks, up and coming and no talent points only one direction. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Aaaaaaand, ACTION!

If anyone's interested, let me know and I'll write the script.. should take about a day. Thanks.

If you were to ask me who are my current favorites when it comes to women, I'd say Tina Barrett, Kira Reed, Catherine Bach (in her prime) and Shannon Whirry, but the one I'd love to meet first would be Jaime Pressly (or Tina Barrett). Pressly, a former Playboy Playmate, is the sexiest woman around, but sadly, her movie roles since this one have been for the likes of "Jerry Springer's Ringmaster", "Tomcats", and "Teen Movie", movies that I wouldn't even go see for free because they're awful. I usually wait until they're on video as part of 2 for 1s.

Like these movies, Pressly first staring role is also in a BAD film. A sequel to the Poison Ivy movies, Pressly plays the sister of Drew "Available" Barrymore who's come to wreak havoc on the family who ruined her life. Much like others in this genre, she seduces family members and a woman's fiancé to ruin the family.

From Pressly's first scene, where she gets out of the car and the camera pans her from her well-developed legs to her face, to the end, she dominates the film. She plays pure evil to the hilt, yet you cheer for her. If she wasn't in the film, this would be the worst film in history. Everyone else delivers a performance so bad that you're praying for Violet to ruin this family's structure fast. Susan Tyrell, who plays a meddling Euro maid who you'll really hate, and Athena Massey who plays a whiny, wimpy, spoiled rich girl, are the lowlights here. The film is slow, the dialogue is weak, and the direction is plodding. However, if this movie is on T.V., at least take a short look at it, because whether she's clothed or nude, there are very few, if any women in show business who are as much as a SEXBOMB as Jaime Pressly. O.K. Tina Barrett, too LOL.

Yes this isn't high art, great writing, or anything else that you would expect from a movie. But nobody ever said it was supposed to be that. If you are looking for fine film or Oscar caliber performance look elsewhere. If your looking for one freakin erotic movie, sit down, your ship has come in. Jaime Pressly is ridiculously goddess-like hot and meant for worship in this standard erotic thriller. This is supposed to be a feel good movie, it gets it's job done and how!!!!!!!!!! I give it an 8 out of 10 based on the fact that it serves it's purpose and does what it's supposed to do. Winning Oscars ain't it. But neither are movies like Death Race 2000 or Enter The Dragon but they still rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!